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Are you afraid of this man? Yes you are, stop lying, because I'm terrified, and with AEW ratings bottoming out again this week, Shad Khan just might be the hero that AEW needs. Today we're going to talk about how Tony Khan continues to die by the sword of professional wrestling with death by 683,000 papercuts, why AEW needs an adult in the room and if Tony Khan just took the worst bump I've ever seen.

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Tony Khan always swore he would never play an onscreen character, and even though he was in the go-home angle on Dynamite, he was telling the truth. I don't know what Tony Khan was doing in the main event angle, but it certainly wasn't playing a character. His stage presence was so weak it took a minute to notice he was even there.

And we have to talk about these Tony Khan Bars
Tony Khan: AEW is like the pepsi of pro wrestling, WWE is liked the Harvey Weinstein of pro wrestling…

Trigger What?! As one of the best standup in the country and a GOAT writer, I appreciate the attempt at the WWE roast joke but the delivery was all wrong. Like why would you compare Pepsi to Harvey Weinstein? I'd never advise somebody to make a sexual predator joke on the NFL network, but if I did, at least compare AEW to a beloved Hollywood filmmaker. For the sake of congruency so the Weinstein reference hits harder. Like maybe say AEW is the Jordan Peele of Wrestling.

That's like if I said I'm the Malcolm X of the Wrestling Media, and JDFromNY is the Lululemon. Like what?! Malcolm X and Lululemon are two entirely different categories. Sure maybe you get the point I'm trying to make because Lululemon's founder is a low-key racist like Jerry, but I could have made that point-much more effectively-by comparing Jerry to a bigoted historical figure who's an enemy of Malcolm X like Bull Connor or Papa John.

AEW has an authority problem, at this point this goes without saying. I talk about it all the time on this app, in fact I'll have a whole playlist about it when we're done here. There hasn't been a true AEW authority figure since Cody Rhodes left, documentary coming soon because we make movies on this channel. Tony Khan put his lack of authority on full display in the final segment. It was like Bix trying to give dating advice to a fraternity. By the way, The Streets say Bix ran a PPP fraud. Allegedly I don't buy it because if Bix really had an extra $7,000 lying around, CVS would be all out of chloroform.

Anyway, if you're not familiar with the dynamic between Tony Khan and the AEW locker room, just watch Tony's exchange with Jack Perry and it will tell you everything you need to know. Tony Khan basically skipped to the ring with that gee-golly wilikers look on his face. After costing Tony Khan his meal ticket, in CM Punk, Khan suppressed any perceived anger with Jack Perry and was nodding along like a beta-ass buffoon, and agreeing with everything Jungle Boy said before Perry could even finish his first sentence. Such scared-to-death energy, his de-escalation tactic was basically a bearhug, but with the arms of a muskrat.

When Perry, the suspicious heel wearing all Black, asked Khan for a handshake, Tony couldn't shake that Jungle hand fast enough, and he basically licked his face. Then Perry turned on Tony, who took the worst bump in AEW history, but not the worst bump in WWE history, because Vince McMahon's Stunner bump at WrestleMania 38 is GOAT'd. I mean WOAT'd.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, take a Meltzer Driver from The Young Bucks. I couldn't believe my eyes. AEW was really trying to book Tony Khan like he was Eric Bischoff in these streets, but at least when Easy E took a gut punch, he didn't sell it like he was diving into a ballpit at McDonald's Playplace.

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